"Our Father which art in heaven..."
Don't interrupt me. I'm praying.
God: But you called Me?
Called you? I didn't call you. I'm praying.
"Our Father which art in heaven..."
There, you did it again.
Person: Did what?
You said, "Our Father which art in heaven." Here I Am...
what's on your mind?
But I didn't mean anything by it. I was, you know,
just saying my prayers for the day. I always say the
Lord's Prayer. It makes me feel good, kind of like getting
a duty done.
All right. Go on.
Person: Hallowed be thy name..."
God: Hold it.
What do you mean by that?
God: By "hallowed be thy name"?
It means...it means...good grief, I don't know what
How should I know? It's just a part of the prayer. By the way,
what does it mean?
God: It means honored, holy, wonderful.
Hey, that makes sense. I never thought about what
"hallowed" meant before. "Thy kingdom come, thy will
be done, on earth as it is in heaven."
Do you really mean that?
Person: Sure, why not?
God: What are you doing about it?
Doing? Nothing, I guess. I just think it would be kind
of neat if you got control of everything down here like you
have up there.
Have I got control of you?
Person: Well, I go to church.,,
isn't what I asked you. What about your bad temper?
You've really got a problem there, you know.
And then there's the way you spend your money- all on yourself.
And what about the kind of books you read?
Stop picking on me! I'm just as good as some of the
rest of those people at the church.
Excuse me. I thought you were praying for My will to be
If that is to happen, it will have to start with the ones who are
praying for it. Like you, for example.
Oh, all right. I guess I do have some hang-ups.
Now that you mention it, I could probably name some others.
So could I.
Person: I haven't thought about it very much until now,
but I really would like to cut out some of those things.
I would like to, you know, be really free.
Now we're getting somewhere. We'll work together, you and I.
Some victories can truly be won. I'm proud of you.
Look, Lord, I need to finish up here, this is taking a
lot longer than it usually does.
"Give us this day, our daily bread."
God: You need to cut out the bread. You're overweight as it is.
Hey,wait a minute? What is this,"Criticize me day'?
Here I was doing my religious duty, and all of a sudden
you break in and remind me of all my hang-ups.
Praying is a dangerous thing. You could wind up changed,
That's what I'm trying to get across to you.
You called Me, and here I Am.
It's too late to stop now. Keep praying, I'm interested in the next
part of your prayer.. (Pause). Well, go on.
I'm scared to.
God: Scared? Of what?
I know what you'll say.
God: Try me and see.
Person: "Forgive us our sins, as we forgive those who sin
What about Ann?
Person: See? I knew it! I knew you would bring her up!
Why Lord, she's told lies about me, spread stories about my
family. She never paid back the debt she owes me.
I've sworn to get even with her!
But, your prayer? What about your prayer?
Person: I didn't mean it.
Well, at least you're honest. But it's not much fun
load of bitterness around inside, is it?
No. But I'll feel better as soon as I get even.
Boy, have I got some plans for that neighbor.
She'll wish she had never moved into this neighborhood.
You won't feel any better. You'll feel worse.
Revenge isn't sweet. Think of how unhappy you already are.
But I can change all that.
You can? How?
God: Forgive Ann.
Then I'll forgive you.
Then the hate and sin will be Ann's problem and not yours.
You will have settled your heart.
Oh, you're right, You always are.
And more than I want
to revenge Ann, I want to be right with you.
Ann, I want to be right with you... (pause)...(sigh). All right.
All right I forgive her. Help her to find the right road in life, Lord.
bound to be awfully miserable now that I think about it.
Anybody who goes around doing the things she does to others
has to be out of it. Someway, somehow, show her the right way.
God: There now! Wonderful! How do you feel?
Well, not bad. Not bad at all.
In fact, I feel pretty great!
You know, I don't think I'll have to go to bed uptight tonight for the
first time since I can remember.
Maybe I won't be so tired from now on because I'm not getting
You're not through with your prayer. Go on...
Person: Oh,all right.
"And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil."
Good! Good! I'll do that. Just don't put yourself in a place
where you can be tempted.
Person: What do you mean by that?
Don't turn on the TV when you know the laundry needs
to be done and the house needs to be picked up.
Also, about the time you spent drinking coffee with your friends,
if you can't influence the conversation to positive things, perhaps
you should rethink the value of those friendships.
Another thing, your neighbors and friends shouldn't be your standard
for "keeping up".
And please don't use Me for an escape hatch.
Person: I don't understand the last part.
you do. you've done it a lot of
You get caught in a bad situation. You get into trouble and then you
come running to Me, "Lord, help me out of this mess, and I promise
you I'll never do it again."
You remember some of those bargains you tried to make with Me?
Person: Yes and I'm ashamed, Lord. I really am.
God: Which bargain are you remembering?
Well, there was the night that Bill was gone and the children
and I were home alone.
The wind was blowing so hard I thought the roof would go any minute
and tornado warnings were out.
I remember praying, "Oh God, if you spare us, I'll never skip my
God: I protected you, but you didn't keep your promise, did you?
I'm sorry, Lord, I really am.
Up until now I thought that if I just prayed the Lord's Prayer every day
then I could do what I liked.
I didn't expect any-thing to happen like it did.
God: Go ahead and finish your prayer.
"For Thine is the kingdom, and the power,and the
glory forever." Amen.
you know what would bring me glory?
What would really make me happy?
No, but I'd like to know. I
want now to please you.
I can see what a mess I've made of my life.
And I can see how great it would be to really be one of
You just answered the question.
Person: I did?
God: Yes. The thing that would bring Me glory is to have people
like you truly love me and I see that happening between us.
Now that some of these old sins are exposed and out of the way,
well, there is no telling what we can do together.
Author: Clyde Herring - 1977