The Maker of all human beings is recalling all
units manufactured, regardless of make or year,
due to the serious defect in the primary
and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype
units, code named Adam and Eve, resulting in
the reproduction of the same defect in all
This defect has been technically termed, Sub sequential
Internal Non-Morality, or more commonly known as
It is primarily symptomized by loss of moral judgment.
Some other symptoms:
(a) Loss of
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish, or violent, behavior
(f) Depression or confusion
in the mental component
The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at
fault for this defect, is providing factory
authorized repair and service, free of charge to
correct this SIN defect.
The number to call for the recall station in your
area is: P-R-A-Y-E-R
please upload your burden of SIN
by pressing R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E.
Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is,
the JESUS repair will replace it with:
Please see operating manual,
" HOLY BIBLE "
for further details on the use of these fixes.
Continuing to operate the human unit without
correction, voids the manufacturer's warranty,
exposing owner to dangers and problems
too numerous to list and will result in the human
unit being permanently impounded.
emergency service, call:
The human units not receiving this recall action,
will have to be scrapped in the furnace.
Action was Authorized by: