IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE...
The Maker of all human beings
is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year,
due to the serious defect in the primary
and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype units,
code named Adam and Eve,
resulting in the reproduction of the same
defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed,
Sub sequential Internal Non-Morality,
or more commonly known as
It is primarily symptomized by loss
of moral judgment. Some other symptoms:
(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish, or violent, behavior
(f) Depression or confusion
in the mental component
who is neither liable nor at fault
for this defect, is providing factory
authorized repair and service,
free of charge to correct this SIN defect.
The number to call
for the recall station in your area is:
Once connected, please
burden of SIN by pressing
Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart.
No matter how big or small
the SIN defect is,
the JESUS repair will replace it with:
Please see operating manual,
" HOLY BIBLE "
for further details on the use
of these fixes.
Continuing to operate the human unit
voids the manufacturer's warranty,
exposing owner to dangers and problems
too numerous to list
and will result in the human unit
being permanently impounded.
For free emergency
The human units not receiving
this recall action,
will have to be scrapped in
This Action was Authorized