Basic Rules for Dogs who
Have a Household to Run -
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It's important to begin
humans early so they know the
It is important to maintain one's dignity
when around humans so they will not
forget who is the Master of the
Humans need to know the basic rules.
Chairs and Rugs:
If you have to throw up, first find your
owner’s favorite chair, if you can’t get
that chair in time, look for the most
expensive rug in the house, if you can’t
that in time then any carpet area will do.
Make sure not to throw up on floors
that can be easily cleaned and
mopped up such as vinyl, tile or
Do not allow closed doors to any room.
If your human does close
a door in the house, then
the door continuously
while whining or barking loudly
usually get the door back open.
This especially applies to doors that
lead to the outside, although once you’ve
outside door open, it’s not
actually necessary to go out.
You should just stand in the
doorway and take your time
especially if it’s raining, snowing
or just very cold or hot and humid.
It’s your job to supervise whenever
your human does any cooking.
Eating is half
the fun. The other half is
getting the food.
To get some of that good food,
just sit or stand right behind them
where they can’t see you, so you
have a better chance of them
accidentally stepping on you.
This will usually make your human
bad so they will pay attention to you and
give you a piece of that yummy
Table scraps are delicacies with
which the humans are
unfortunately unwilling to readily part.
So, try to steal some food of the
human's plate while looking adorable.
Always accompany guests
to the bathroom.
It is not necessary to do anything -
just sit and stare.
Make sure you pay attention
to the human as well, because they need
you as much as you need them. When the
human is not feeling well, jump up
on their lap and lick them while