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It's important to begin training your
humans early so they know the
basic rules.
It is important to maintain one's dignity
when around humans so they will not
forget who is the Master of the
Humans need to know the basic rules.

  Chairs and Rugs:

If you have to throw up, first find your
favorite chair, if you can’t get to
that chair in time, look for the most
rug in the house, if you can’t find
that in time then any carpet area will do.

Make sure not to throw up on floors
that can be easily cleaned and

mopped up such as vinyl, tile or wood.


Do not allow closed doors to any room.
If your human does close

a door in the house, then scratching
the door continuously

while whining or barking loudly will
usually get the door back open.

This especially applies to doors that
lead to the outside, although once you’ve

ordered an outside door open, it’s not
actually necessary to go out.

You should just stand in the
doorway and take your time

especially if it’s raining, snowing
or just very cold or hot and humid.


It’s your job to supervise whenever
your human does any cooking.

Eating is half the fun. The other half is
getting the food.

To get some of that good food,

just sit or stand right behind them
where they can’t see you, so you

have a better chance of them
stepping on you.

This will usually make your human feel
bad so they will pay attention to you and

give you a piece of that yummy treat.
Table scraps are delicacies with
which the humans are

unfortunately unwilling to readily part.

So, try to steal some food of the

human's plate while looking adorable.


Always accompany guests
to the bathroom.

It is not necessary to do anything -
just sit and stare.

Make sure you pay attention
to the human as well,
because they need
you as much as you need them. When the
human is not feeling well, jump up
on their lap and lick them while
looking adorable.