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important to begin training your humans early so they
know the basic rules.
It is important to maintain one's dignity when around humans
so they will not forget who is the Master of the house.
Humans need to know the basic rules.
Chairs and Rugs:
If you have to throw up, first find your
if you can’t get to that chair in time, look for the most
rug in the house, if you can’t find that in time then any
carpet area will do.
Make sure not to throw up on
floors that can be easily cleaned
and mopped up such as vinyl, tile or
Do not allow closed doors to any room.
If your human does close
a door in the house, then scratching
the door continuously while
whining or barking loudly will
usually get the door back open.
This especially applies to doors that lead to the outside,
once you’ve ordered an outside door
open, it’s not
actually necessary to go out.
You should just
stand in the doorway and take your time
especially if it’s raining,
snowing or just very cold or hot
It’s your job to supervise whenever your
human does any cooking.
half the fun. The other half is getting the food.
To get some of that good food, just
sit or stand right behind them
where they can’t see you, so you have
a better chance of them
accidentally stepping on you.
This will usually
make your human feel bad so they will pay attention
to you and give you a piece of that yummy
Table scraps are delicacies with which the
humans are unfortunately
unwilling to readily part.
So, try to steal some food of the human's plate while
Always accompany guests to the bathroom.
It is not necessary to do anything - just sit and stare.
Make sure you pay attention to the
human as well,
they need you as much as you need them. When the
human is not feeling well, jump up on their lap and lick
while looking adorable.